Thursday, November 5, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was watching Clean Laffs Joe prepare his coffee this morning.
In the bottom of his empty mug he sprinkled some non-dairy
creamer, then he poured some sugar on top of that. Peering
into his mug with a critical eye he shook the contents up,
then picked up the creamer to delicately sprinkle in a few
more granules, and repeated the procedure with the sugar.
"What in the hell are you doing?" I asked.
"I'm putting cream and sugar in my coffee mug." he said, as
though the answer should have been obvious.
"Are you just being anal by putting it in in little layers
like that, or are you really that gay?"
"I don't know," he answered, "are you really that big of an
asshole or is it just genetics?"
Genetically,
TZ
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10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first
date 20% of the men had sex in a non- traditional place 36%
of the women favor nudity 45% of the women prefer dark men
with blue eyes 46% of the women experienced anal sex 70% of
the women prefer sex in the morning 80% of the men have never
experienced homosexual relations 90% of the women would like
to have sex in the forest 99% of the women have never ex-
perienced sex in the office.
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of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the
forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever
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Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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