Thursday, October 10, 2013

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I'll tell you this much, I have had it with this government shutdown bullshit. Not that it has affected me in the least, but I am sick and tired of hearing about it.

Especially all of these numbskulls and talking heads. We are not going to default on the national debt and the federal government is not dysfunctional. I mean, it is dysfunctional, but the power of congress to provide or not provide funding comes from the Constitution. That is one of the ways Congress checks and balances the Executive Branch.

If you ask me, I think letting the government shut down for a few months might be a great demonstration of how little we actually get for our money from the feds.

Maybe enough people will wake up and start voting some of these deadbeats out of office.

Progressively,

TZ

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