Thursday, March 4, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Interstingly enough, I just read that humans are one of the
rare animals which copulate face to face. The only other
species to do so with the same regularity as humans is
orangutans.
No God-damned orangutan is going to make a monkey out of me.
Tonight I am going home and fucking my wife doggie style.
Jane-Goodally,
TZ
Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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"Yesterday, Oprah's entire set was made of chocolate. See,
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A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to
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"No problem," he replies, "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."
After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom
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Fred and Larry got married in California.
They couldn't afford a honeymoon so, they go back to Fred's
Mom and Dad's house for their first married night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and
has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to
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She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just
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Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and
Larry up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch
and go back to school!'
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred
and Larry up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, fine, tell me what you think.'
He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline
and I think I gave him my airplane glue.'
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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