Monday, December 27, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Welcome back...That is if you made it back alive from the
long Holiday weekend. If not, don't sweat it too much.
We'll all be dead soon enough standing in front of the
Throne saying, "Please, God, send me back and I'll be
better!"
So why not start being better now before it's too late?
That's right start today. Do a good deed right now and
save your soul--send me fifty dollars. Don't forget,
you're not doing this for me, you're doing it for your-
selves.
Hey-it-works-for-Jerry-Falwell-ly,
TZ
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"A new study says that it actually takes men longer to shop
on the internet then it does for them to shop in an actual
store. Well of course! There's no naked women at the stores."
--Jay Leno
A guy and a girl are lying in a bed after just having sex.
The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes
to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man, oh Man, I
finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin."
The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you
saying you lost your virginity to me?"
"Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait until I
was with the woman I love to lose my virginity."
Astounded, the girl replies, "So you really love me?"
"Oh, God no!" the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting."
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"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm
destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to
the heavens, "Why, God? Why me?" and the thundering voice
of God answered, "There's just something about you that
pisses me off."
---Stephen King
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A salesman went to the door of a young couple one day and
rang the doorbell. After 3 rings and no answer, he assumed
no one was home and decide to leave. He happened to pass
by an open window and saw the couple naked on the sofa.
Being a pervert, he peered closer to get a better look. He
notice the woman was sitting with her legs wide open,
shaving her pubic area while staring at her husband. He,
on the other hand, was naked, stroking himself, shaking his
head wildly back and forth with his free hand splashing in
the fish tank.
The salesman was embarrassed when a neighbor walked up and
found him peeping. "These people need help!" said the sales-
man.
"No, they don?t," replied the neighbor. "They're deaf, and
the wife is just telling her husband he needs to cut the
grass, but the husband is telling the wife 'Fuck no! I'm
going fishing.'"
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com