Monday, September 19, 2011Greetings Laff Lovers,
I came across a very funny page today that had a collection of pics of homeless guys with hilarious signs. And if you can't make fun of homeless guys, who can you make fun of? Having nothing better to do I transcribed some of the funnier ones for you right here.
"Father was killed my ninjas. Need money for karate lessons."
"16 wives, 7, hungry dogs, 3 thin cats, 25 kids and still horny. Please help with loose change."
"Will code html for food."
"Will eat for food."
"Need cash for alcohol research."
"Saving up for a hooker."
"Time traveler needs money for new flux capacitor."
"I'm like Obama, I want change."
"Sorry, I'm blind. Can I feel your tits?"
"My wife has been kidnapped. I'm short 99 cents for ransom."
Solicitingly,
TZ
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tz@gophercentral.com"A new study from the Centers for Disease Control says that tripping over your pets causes over 86,000 serious injuries each year. Worse ? only 30 percent of those make it to YouTube." -Jimmy Fallon
As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset."
She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your age it's time to learn the difference."
"In Connecticut a man was arrested for having sex with a cow. When the man was asked what he was thinking at the time, he said he was thinking about a younger, hotter cow." --Craig Kilborn
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"But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge.
"Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "It wasn't my fault. I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife!"