Thursday, December 5, 2013

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I was looking through some old photographs back from when my wife and I were first dating. That was almost fifteen years ago. I was 25 or 30 pounds lighter, had more hair on my head, I owned my own video store at that time, believe it or not, so I was my own boss, I worked out four or five times a week so I was layered in muscle...God...my wife really scored when she landed me.

Honestly,

TZ

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What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?

A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.



A conservative American woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback and they end up getting married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare herself. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman, but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."



What's the best thing about fucking a transvestite?

Reaching around the front and thinking it's gone all the way through.



The three sleazy roommates decided it was time they went to confession. When the priest asked them for their sins, the first roommate said she had let a man fondle her breasts.

The priest told her to wash them with holy water.

The second roommate confessed that she had touched a man's cock. The priest told her to wash her hands with holy water.

The two girls were washing with holy water when the third roommate joined them. "Move over girls," she said, "I have to gargle."