Monday, June 28, 2010

Greetings Laff Lovers,

It finally happened. My wife has turned into me. The other
day I managed to make it home early and the wife and I found
ourselves home alone with about half an hour before the kids
came home from school.

So I asked her, "Do you want a quickie?"

And she answered, "As opposed to what?"

A-taste-of-my-own-medicine-ly,

TZ

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"Police in California arrested a couple for trying to sell
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incident horrifying, but also proof of its unbeatable
everyday low prices." -Jimmy Fallon



I was talking to a friend of mine, and he told me that he's
been married a little over four years. He told me he was
celebrating his 'Wooden' anniversary.

I asked what a 'wooden' anniversary was.

He said, "I asked her to give me a blow job and she wooden."



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A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical
exams. Afterwards, the doctor called the young man into his
office and told him that he had some good news and some bad
news. "The good news," he explained, "is that your fiance
has an particular strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard
of once before."

The guy paled. "If that's the good news, then what the hell
is the bad news?"

"Well," the doctor elaborated, "the bad news is that I heard
about this nasty strain just last week from my dog's vet."



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