Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
My luck had to run out eventually, and I guess my wife's,
too. She got the flu yesterday. It might be the swine flu,
we're not sure. Whatever it is she is down for the count.
She couldn't even get out of bed this morning. Cold sweats,
fever, body aches, the whole thing.
So I made the kids some coffee and salami sandwiches and
sent them off to school while she slept.
I guess this means I'll be sleeping on the couch for the
next few days. I mean, it's not like I'm going to be getting
any so there's no reason for me to suffer, too.
Sympathetically,
TZ
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Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, "I
think I'm going to see a dietician."
Nina asked, "Why?"
Rosy answered, "'Cause I need to know once and for all, how
many calories are in sperm."
Nina replied, "I really have no clue, but if you?re swallowing
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