Thursday, May 27, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
This weekend is the annual fund-raiser barbecue at my
daughter's school. I hate this event, but I have to go
because if I participate I get a ten percent deduction
on next year's tuition.
I don't know how my wife talked her way into this school,
because it seems like every parent I meet whose kid goes
there is either a doctor or a lawyer.
At least year's event I had a conversation that put my
life into perspective.
"What do you do for a living?" I asked one of the other
dads.
"Well, technically I'm a cardiologist, but for the last
few years I've been specializing in clinical cardiac
electrophysiology, so I guess I'm more of a clinician
right now. How about you?"
"Uuuh, I write dick jokes."
Honestly,
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10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first
date 20% of the men had sex in a non- traditional place 36%
of the women favor nudity 45% of the women prefer dark men
with blue eyes 46% of the women experienced anal sex 70% of
the women prefer sex in the morning 80% of the men have never
experienced homosexual relations 90% of the women would like
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forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
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Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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