Monday, November 8, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I got out of my daily routine of stretching and exercising
and now I'm paying the price. Last night after hump... I
mean...making love to my wife, I could barely walk. I hobbled
into the office and Lewis asked me what was wrong.
"My hips got too much of a workout during sex last night. Now
my butt is killing me."
"I don't know how many times I have to tell you, TZ; you gotta
stop taking it up the ass."
Advisingly,
TZ
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"Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach flunked geography." -Robert Byrne
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first
date 20% of the men had sex in a non- traditional place 36%
of the women favor nudity 45% of the women prefer dark men
with blue eyes 46% of the women experienced anal sex 70% of
the women prefer sex in the morning 80% of the men have never
experienced homosexual relations 90% of the women would like
to have sex in the forest 99% of the women have never ex-
perienced sex in the office.
Conclusion: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance
of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the
forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever
come of it.
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Dissatisfied with the results he got from his family doctor,
the balding man sought out alternative treatment for his
hair loss. A friend referred him to a scientist who had
been testing a chemical that showed great promise.
Within a week after taking the new drug, hair began to grow
uncontrollably all over his body. The suddenly hirsute
fellow returned to see the scientist.
"What the hell did you give me?" he demanded.
"It was DNA from a woolly mammoth."
"A-ha," the hairy man exclaimed. "That would explain the
size of my balls."
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