Thursday, August 7, 2014

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I don't know how it happened but my dad has turned into Redd Foxx. Maybe you only knew him as Fred Sanford from the sitcom Sanford and Son, which was relatively clean, but he was also a standup comedian that was shockingly filthy. We saw his show in Vegas once and even I was embarrassed.

So my wife, my kids and I are visiting my folks, and my brother and his family are there, too. My 83 year-old father points to my 13 year-old son and says, "My, you're getting tall, you got any hair on your pecker yet?"

The look on my son's face was total confusion and my wife gasped in horror.

Then dear old dad pointed to my 13 year-old niece. "Nice boobs. I think your husband will be very happy with you."

Then the room exploded with my mom and every other adult yelling at my wise, old father. Unfazed, he sat there giggling to himself.

When the cacophony died down I pointed to all the kids in the room. "Dad," I said, "don't you think they are a little young to hear talk like that. As parents we want to protect their innocence."

"Bah," he said dismissing me with his hand, "they're gonna learn anyhow."

"Yeah," I said, "but do they have to learn it from than their dear Grandfather?"

Twistedly,


TZ

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