Thursday, January 12, 2012Greetings Laff Lovers,
The unseasonably warm weather is finally over and we are right in the middle of our first really big snowfall of the season.
The kids are going nuts.
They are ecstatic. Their enthusiasm touched me and in a moment of weakness I made them what might be a foolish promise. I said that if there is enough accumulation, and if the temperature stay below freezing for the next couple of days, I will take the whole family up to Wisconsin to ski.
I was actually enthusiastic about the idea myself until we dug everybody's ski gear out of the basement. As it turns out all of the kids have outgrown something. I am going to have to buy two new pairs of ski boots, at least one new ski jacket and at least one new pair of ski pants. Not to mention the lift tickets, parking, et al. I could be into this for upwards of a thousand bucks!
That is if we go.
The weather could turn warm again, which doesn't look likely, or the kids could do something really stupid for which I could punish them by not taking them skiing.
I'm betting on the latter.
Hopefully,
TZ
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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZI just got off the phone with a friend living in Northern Wisconsin.
He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.
His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.