Thursday, August 1, 2013Greetings Laff Lovers,
Clean Laffs Joe found some spam in his mailbox this morning that said in big letters, "Satisfy the girl with a bigger dick!"
"Hell," Joe said, "I wouldn't be caught dead with a girl with a dick that's bigger than mine."
"Don't worry Joe," I interjected, "most trannys aren't very endowed in that department. I think you're safe."
Reassuringly,
TZ
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"Pope Francis still does not support the idea of female priests. He said women cannot be priests because Jesus chose male apostles. And also because letting women in there would ruin all the fun. I mean, let's be honest." -Jimmy Kimmel
I was cleaning a hotel room when the previous occupant came in, looking for her husband's keys. We searched high and low without luck. I finally peeked underneath the bed closest to the wall.
"Don't bother?that was my bed," she said. "He wouldn't have gone anywhere near it."
"I'm waiting for a bumper sticker that says, 'We have a son in public school who hasn't been shot yet, and he sells drugs to your fuckin' honor student.'" -George Carlin
I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort.
"Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated."
Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer.
I interrupted and said, "I'm incapacitated. Do you know what that means?"
She hesitated. "It means your head was cut off?"