Thursday, July 17, 2014

Greetings Laff Lovers,

One of my favorite older movies was on cable last night, Big Trouble in Little China. Is it me or is that scene where Kim Cattrall is dressed up like a Chinese whore totally hot?

I wonder if I could get my wife to dress up like that for me. Probably not, in which case I'd have to find an actual Chinese whore to fulfill that fantasy...again. And then I'd probably get the Mongolian Crotch Rot...again. And that's never fun.

Fantasizingly,

TZ

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On the streets of the city, he encounters a prostitute who says: "Blowjob? Five dollars?"

"No, thank you!" the monk says, blushing.

He moves on to the next street corner and another hooker asks him, "Blowjob? Five dollars?"

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She says, "Five dollars."