Monday, June 23, 2014

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Summer is finally here, and the hot, sweaty weather has gotten me obsessed with seeing my wife in a bikini...a really slutty bikini.

So I bought her one for my birthday. As she gave me my gift all neatly wrapped, I surprised her and gave the box.

"What's this?" she asked dumfounded. "You rarely give me a gift on my birthday and now you give me one on yours? How exciting!"

"I think so," I said.

She opened it and gaped. "Dream on!"

"Why not?"

"You're kidding, right?"

"Hell no. That cost $120. You have to wear it."

"If I wore this out we'd end up divorced."

"You know I'm not the overly jealous type."

"I know," she said, "but do you really want to risk competing with guys who are younger and richer than you who might be interested in a MILF willing to show it all off in something like this?"

"Honey," I answered, "you're too much in love with me to run around."

"And you're too willing to parade your wife's stretch marks in public."

"Okay. The next time the kids are at your mother's you're wearing it in the backyard, and you have to serve me drinks and call me Rico."

"Buy me earrings."

"Done."

Skimpily,

TZ

Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: tz@gophercentral.com

P.S. Did you miss an issue? You can read every issue from the Gophercentral library of newsletters on our exhaustive archives page. Thousands of issues, all of your favorite publications in chronological order. You can read AND comment. Just click GopherArchives



There was a great eruption of a south Sea island volcano. The witch doctor appealed to the tribal chief, demanding that a virgin be sacrificed to appease the volcano.

The chief apologized, "I've used up all the virgins myself, so I guess we'll just have to get used to the noise."



"Men look at women the way men look at cars. Everyone looks at Ferraris. Now and then we like a pickup truck, and we all end up buying station wagons." --Tim Allen



What is the difference between frustration and panic?

Frustration is the first time you discover you can't do it the second time.

Panic is the second time you discover you can't do it the first time.



The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?"

So Bubba replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw 'em for hours!"

The coach went home early one day and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.

His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "That you Bubba?"