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Sunday, November 13, 2016

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I just read a story about the 'supposedly' oldest man in the world. He is an Indian monk (dots not feathers) who claims to be 120 years old, although the records seem to be a little sketchy.

He is applying to Guinness World Records to verify his claim.

He attributes his longevity to daily yoga sessions, a very simple diet with no spicy food and, of course, no sex.

So it looks like I'm going to die young.

Predictably,

TZ

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