Thursday, June 24, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was helping my daughter with her math homework. The word
problems were confusing her. I read them and they almost
confused me, too.
"Julie deposits $200 per month out of her salary into her
savings account. How much has she saved at the end of the
year?"
"That's an easy one, Dad. $200 times 12 equals $2400. This
is the one giving me the trouble," and she pointed to the
last one.
I read, "Julie and Brad make the same amount of money. Julie
wastes her money on clothes and new purses, while Brad
spends all his money on booze and hookers. How can they both
begin to save money? Well, honey," I said, "if Julie would
blow Brad regularly, and occasionally toss his salad, he
would eventually stop paying for hookers, marry her and
force her to stop buying new stuff. Then he would take her
salary and hide it in a secret account and use it for drugs
and booze and fishing gear..."
"Daddy?"
"Yes, Sweetie?"
"What's 'blow Brad and occasionally toss his salad?'"
"Go ask your mother."
Mathematically,
TZ
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