Monday, January 17, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I read an alarming article on the Internet over the weekend
about a new proposal in Great Britain that would allow for
parents to be given the right to choose the sex of their
baby, among other things, if passed into law.
Let me come right out and without any preamble state that
this is just plain wrong. And here's the reason... If this
becomes a common practice in the United States, in 25 years
there won't be any fucking hotties to hit!
Look at it this way, if you're about to become a father and
you start thinking about the advantages and disadvantages
of both boys and girls, you're going to start thinking about
all of the things you can pass on to your son, all of the
experience you've gained and all of the life lessons you've
learned.
When you start considering a little girl all you're going to
be thinking about is how some seventeen-year-old pervert is
going to feed her a few beers when she's fourteen, lure her
into the back seat of his Camero, and then fill your little
princess up with a load of man-juice while she's drooling
vomit on herself before leaving her, with her pants still
unbuttoned, unconscious on your front porch.
Is it going to be worth it when you can just pay a couple
thousand dollars to guarantee a boy?
Pretty much the only chicks will be coming from lesbian
couples who want to raise a little dyke of their own, and
you're probably not going to be hitting that anyway, and
from single mothers who want a little girl on whom to
lavish all the affection that their mothers never gave
them, but who they just end up psychologically abusing
anyway.
When I'm 55 I want there to be plenty of nineteen and
twenty-year-old bimbos with low self-esteem running around
looking for a little attention and recognition from an
understanding and affectionate father-figure. So let's leave
genetic engineering to God, shall we?
Cautioningly,
TZ
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Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks
and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can
drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband
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