Thursday, January 19, 2012

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Are you a bargain hunter? A coupon clipper? A penny pincher? Welcome to the club. Our members include just about everybody and usually we meet on the Internet to save money.

If you haven't activated your money-saving membership go to Facebook here and 'Like' Deal of the Day. Once you do that you will be alerted to daily deals so good you will save 50, 60 sometimes even 90 percent off retail prices.

And the best part is, if you don't like today's deal, you'll get a new one tomorrow. New products every day. Absolutely no obligation except you have to want to save money!

Like us now to see what today's Deal is.

Discountingly,

TZ

Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in your family at this link: tz@gophercentral.com



"A cardiologist now says that former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards' trial has to be delayed because Edwards has a life-threatening condition. Hey, don't all husbands who cheat have a life-threatening condition?" -Jay Leno



I was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.

After a couple minutes, I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fock you ask me dat? Is eet coz I Chinee"?

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my fucking beer, you slanty-eyed little cocksucker!"




"A couple days ago, a woman gave birth on the subway. How about that? I'll tell you what's even more common on the subway: people trying to conceive a child." -David Letterman



*** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***
It's Available. THE Laffaday Book... Check it out, it's 91 cents! (plus s&h). For more info or to order visit: THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ



There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil