Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Hi TZ, "It is hard being black. We get the bad
end of the deal with every sport. Hockey your
slappin' a black puck around. Pool you have a
white ball trying to knock you in a hole. The
only thing we have is bowling, where you have
a black ball trying to knock down a bunch of
rednecks."
I'm not quite sure having some guy cramming
his fingers in your holes and throwing you in
the gutter is actually a good thing...
I don't know. A lot of women are into that kind of treatment,
so I've heard. I've never dated those kind of women, ahem.
Equal-opportunistically,
TZ
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A divorcee in her early forties was sitting at a bar one
night when she noticed a young, attractive black man just
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the stories about black men were true, so she took the op-
portunity to buy the young stud a drink.
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