Monday, October 25, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Have you ever gone grocery shopping in the middle of the day?
You know who shops at that time? Mommies. I stopped at the
grocery store during lunch today and it was like MILF Mecca.
There must have been a dozen plump, little cuties dragging
whining little kids around after their grocery carts.
I spent five minutes surreptitiously watching one busty
30-something who was stuffed into a pair of sweat pants
and flip-flops fondling tomatoes.
It was when I followed another woman down the feminine
hygiene aisle in the hopes of catching a glance down her
shirt that I realized I really need a hobby, or something.
Voyeuristically,
TZ
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As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate
drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I
always hate cyclists.
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic
groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be
expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For
all I know, these are the same thing.
And never under any circumstances expect me to pick up any-
thing for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.
(F.Y.I. guys--cumin is a spice and not a bodily function)
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There was a church down in Texas that had a young, very big-
busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced
and jiggled while she played the organ. Her trim waist made
the jiggle even that more apparent.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably
- especially the men. The very proper church ladies were
appalled. They said something had to be done about this or
they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told
her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her
breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her
to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they
are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you
won't be able to talk properly for a while.
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the
pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol
we will not hath a Thermon tewday."
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