Thursday, December 6, 2012

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Thank God at least one of my kids is still young enough to make it easy to buy presents for. My two daughters (or as I refer to them when they're not around 'the bitches') are now teenagers and I gave up buying presents for them about three years ago because absolutely nothing is cool or hip or swank (or whatever the term is) anymore, so I leave them to their mother.

But my son still gets excited about getting toys...and I think I'm going to score big this year with the RC Flip Car!

It is a remote control, sure, and when you hit the gas and it goes, but as soon as you hit reverse on the remote the car flips upside down and drives forward in the other direction in the blink of an eye. Same goes for walls, you can run into as many as you want and the car will simply flip itself over and go right on trucking.

These R/C cars are two-toned, so when the car flips over it exposes a new color, and a completely different design. A blue super car on one side, and a red rally truck on the other. The wheels are massive and keep the body of the car at a constant elevation, no matter which side is face-up.

You cannot turn the car, but you really won't need to because it changes direction with every flip. These are a ton of fun, and they make a terrific and unique holiday gift for any tech-toy lover, no matter what age.

We have a video of this thing. Make sure you click the link to check it out.

Turbo Dual-Sided RC Flip Car

List Price: $49.99
YOUR PRICE: $22.00 (55% Off)

Click here to see the Turbo RC Flip Car in action.

Flippingly,

TZ

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"Do you know who's engaged? Hugh Hefner. His fiancee is really, really looking forward to the ceremony, and people are asking, 'Are you talking about the wedding or the funeral?'" -David Letterman



Hit the gym this morning, then had a nice shower.

I've just picked up a bottle of home brew from one of the neighbours for this afternoon.

I've got a few joints rolled up for the XBox tournament with the guys.

After that I'll fuck around online with some porn and gambling sites.

Then to finish off the perfect day, it's a nice blow job before I go to bed.

Fuck, I love prison!



"Kate Middleton is having a baby. Snooki says she wants to give baby advice to Kate Middleton. Snooki said her number one tip is to find out who the father is." -Conan O'Brien



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TZ, Here's one for you from your faithful reader Sharon...

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it. No other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to take the exam with your other hand.'

[Thank you Sharon. Since you're in such a sharin' mood why don't you share a pic of your boobs?]