Thursday, May 26, 2016

Greetings Laff Lovers,

"Hey TZ, I loved your 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' reference. I think that movie is under-appreciated by the younger generation. What passes for comedy these days doesn't compare with the subtle humor of dead peasants piled in carts and killing rabbits biting people's heads off. Thanks for the blast from the past. Now I'm going to go dig out my old DVD copy. Cheers!"


Thank you for writing in! You are the only person to comment on my Knights Who Say Nee jokes. I was beginning to think I lost my edge completely.

Lonely,

TZ

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"Helen Hunt posted a photo on Twitter to show that her Starbucks barista wrote 'Jody' on her cup because she thought she was Jodie Foster. Meanwhile, Jodie Foster is still at that same Starbucks going, 'Where the hell is my damn coffee? What is TAKING so long?!'" -Jimmy Fallon



For those who haven't heard, Washington State recently passed two laws. They legalized gay marriage and legalized marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect Biblical sense.

Leviticus 20:13 says:
If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."

Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!





"A study found that one minute of intense exercise may have the same physical benefits as 45 minutes of moderate exercise. So finally, a study that vindicates my wedding night, ladies and gentlemen." -Conan O'Brien



A seriously depressed, but attractive, woman stands at the edge of a bridge, trying to get up the nerve to jump. A passing hobo stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"

The woman says, "Hell no! Get away from me you sicko!"

The bum turned to leave and muttered, "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."