Thursday, February 28, 2013

Greetings Laff Lovers,

The news has been very weird lately. A meteor exploded over Russia, the budget sequester has just gone into effect which will probably plummet the economy back into a recession and now the Pope has resigned, something that hasn't happened for 600 years. It's like the signs of the Apocalypse.

All we need now is for the Antichrist to make an appearance for the prophecy to be complete.

Holy shit! You don't think Hillary Clinton will win the next Democratic presidential nomination, do you?

Prophetically,

TZ

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"Americans are bracing for this thing called the sequester ? when $85 billion will be cut from almost every part of the budget. Teachers, meat inspectors, and TSA workers will all be affected. So if you are someone who teaches people how to keep bad meat off airplanes, this is a tough weekend." -Jimmy Fallon



I was banging this sweet MILF over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!"

Thinking back, I really should have ran - but you don't get offers like that every day.



"A new book about why women have sex claims that women's reasons differ from pleasure to obligation to even 'feeling sorry for the guy.' After hearing this, men everywhere said, 'Whatever...'" -Conan O'Brien



A Guy walks up to an attractive, young woman in a bar and says, "You remind me of my little toe."

She replies, "What's that supposed to mean? Like I'm small and cute or something?"

He says, "No. It means I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."