Monday, September 30, 2013

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I have been glued to the news all day reading about the budget battle and the imminent government shut down. It's like a soap opera if President Obama were a disgruntled house wife and the Republican Party were a mob outfit trying to blackmail Obama's husband into not testifying against them in a racketeering trial.

To tell you the truth, I don't even know what a shut down of the government would involve. If it means congress and the executive branch wouldn't be able to do anything, I don't see how it would be any different from what we have now.

Democratically,

TZ

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"There's a new issue of 'Cosmopolitan' that explains Obamacare to women. The article is called '10 pre-existing conditions to drive your man crazy.'" -Conan O'Brien



Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.

One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."

The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"

She frowned and said, "The postman. He always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."



"At the U.N. this week, President Obama met with the president of Nigeria, who advised President Obama to eliminate America's debt by sending out fraudulent emails." -Jay Leno



The Importance of a single space !

A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email.

Bosses wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email says:

"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke.
Initially its tip had to be licked to bring it to working order.
I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it.
I've always desired it and you fulfilled my wish.
Thanks a lot!"