Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
A buddy of mine was telling me about his recent trip to
confession.
"It was surreal," he said. "I went into the confessional
and said, 'forgive me father for I have sinned. It's been
two weeks since my last confession and in that time I've
been impatient with my wife and children.'
The priest issued a penance of 5 Our Fathers and absolved
me. I was so shocked," he said, "that I blurted, 'Wow,
Father, that's a nice, light penance.' The priest said,
"Well, it's not like you were butt-fucking.'"
Comparatively,
TZ
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Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he
had to break off their engagement so that he could marry
another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
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