Thursday, January 21, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I have been sexually exhausted recently, so I am going home
for a nice, home-cooked meal and then I am going to hit the
sack early for once!
Ah, who am I kidding? I haven't gotten laid in a week. I
have been exhausted, though, but I think it's SAD (Seasonal
Affective Disorder). We have had terrible weather here
recently and I haven't actually seen the sun in about two
weeks. That's not healthy.
Sunlight promotes the production of vitamin D in the body
and I'm pretty sure a person needs plenty of vitamin D to
produce jizz. Hey! Maybe that's why my libido has been off
recently. It's a vicious circle.
Deficiently,
TZ
Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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Anyone who's ever been to a "teaching hospital" knows to
expect a group of students to descend upon them at any time.
At one such hospital, in the recovery room, a bunch of
students gathered around a beautiful blonde who, even in a
gown, was obviously very well endowed.
Recovery is an excellent place for student doctors to become
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