Monday, September 26, 2011Greetings Laff Lovers,
This morning I felt a sharp little pain inside my nostril. Trying to figure out if it was an ingrown hair or a pimple or what I stuck my head out of my office and asked one of the girls to borrow a makeup mirror.
"You're not going to do anything weird with it, are you?" she asked while rummaging in her purse.
"Nope," I replied. "Just stick it down my pants."
"You're in luck then," she said, "I have a magnifying compact right here."
Busted,
TZ
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tz@gophercentral.com"My God!" complained the wife to her husband, "I come home with a little cum in my hair and right away you jump to conclusions."
A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hotel.
When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?"
She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying. "You might be," she says. "Your face looks familiar."
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
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