Monday, November 23, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I can't believe how loyal I am to this company. I had my
procedure over the weekend, and despite still being sore
and groggy I came into the office this morning to get a
few things done so no one would have to cover for me.
To tell you the truth, it wasn't as bad as I thought. My
sinuses feel terribly impacted, but there really isn't that
much bruising. And when the swelling goes down I might
actually be better looking than I was before.
My wife is so lucky.
But as long as I can smell by Thursday I'll be happy. We
have quite a feast prepared for Thanksgiving and if I can't
taste it I will be awfully disappointed.
Remember, folks, I have reduced the mailing frequency, so
you won't see me again until Thursday! Make sure to log on
and look for me before you dive into your turkey.
Recoveringly,
TZ
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