Monday, September 23, 2013Greetings Laff Lovers,
"Hi TZ, You know your girlfriend is too young when you have to make those airplane noises so you can put something in her mouth." -Richard
It takes a lot more than airplane noises for me to get my wife to put anything in her mouth. Two or three glasses of wine is usually a good start...followed by some kind of jewelry. But airplane noises? No.
Strategically,
TZ
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"Monday is Celebrate Bisexuality Day. I don't know if I'm going to celebrate. I could go either way." -Jay Leno
A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, "Congratulations, your wife has had quadruplets, four big, healthy, baby boys."
The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney."
The nurse replied, "Well, you might want to consider getting it cleaned. They're all black."
"The National Zoo says that so many people are watching its panda cam that it now has to limit each viewing session to 15 minutes. Though if you're watching a panda on a webcam for more than 15 minutes, maybe YOU'RE the one who needs to be monitored." -Jimmy Fallon
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet ten thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly disappeared.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb... but all men...are men!