Monday, October 18, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Following is a pretty funny email I received over the week-
end from a faithful Laffaday reader.
Hi TZ, "It is hard being black. We get the bad
end of the deal with every sport. Hockey your
slappin' a black puck around. Pool you have a
white ball trying to knock you in a hole. The
only thing we have is bowling, where you have
a black ball trying to knock down a bunch of
rednecks."
I'm not quite sure having some guy cramming
his fingers in your holes and throwing you in
the gutter is actually a good thing...
I don't know. A lot of women are into that kind of treatment,
so I've heard. I've never dated those kind of women, ahem.
Equal-opportunistically,
TZ
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"Robert Redford was knighted in France yesterday. I don't
want to brag, but I was also knighted. Which was a huge
honor because usually, Medieval Times will only do that
on your birthday." -Jimmy Fallon
A man was talking to his doctor. "Listen doc, I heard that
you were compassionate towards helping a person out that is
in pain and suffering. I heard that you could give a shot
to euthanize and relieve all that."
The doctor said, "I can perform that service if the pain and
suffering is too unbearable for the patient. How long have
you been suffering?"
"Twenty years doc." said the man.
"Ok, it sounds like you want out of your misery." said the
doctor.
"Great!" said the man, "My wife is in the waiting room, can
you put her down now?"
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The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin
phrase, "Tuti homini" - Blessed be mankind.
A women's rights group approached the pope the next day. They
noticed that the pope had blessed all of mankind, but not
womankind. So the next day, after his sermon, the pope concluded
by saying, "Tuti homini, et tuti femini" - Blessed be mankind
and womankind.
The next day, a gay-rights group approached the pope. They said
that they noticed that he had blessed mankind and womankind,
and asked if he could also bless those who are gay.
The pope said, "Sure."
The next day, the pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti homeni,
et tuti femini, et tuti fruiti."
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com