Thursday, April 21, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Yesterday, instead of working I was watching wrestling videos
online. I saw a great clip of Eddie Bravo submitting Royler
Gracie with a triangle choke. Bravo was 32 at the time. I
looked down at my expanding waistline and lamented over the
body I used to have. When I wrestled in college I was
practically invincible and layered in muscle like a Greek
Adonis.
It is the last eighteen years of sedentary lifestyle that
did it to me. And do you know what changed in my life eigh-
teen years ago?
When I got home and walked right up to my wife and shouted,
"You're killing me! You and the kids. You're speeding me on
my way to the grave!"
"Have you been watching wrestling videos again?"
"Yes! And I'm getting back into shape. I mean it this time.
Training four nights a week. You can expect to see a lot
less of me around the house from now on."
"Ok," she said calmly, "I guess you're not going to want
steak for dinner. I'll divide yours up between me and the
kids."
"Steak? With sauteed mushrooms and mashed potatoes?"
Starting-tomorrow-ly,
TZ
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teachers were arrested after they had sex with the same
13-year-old student. I don't know what the big deal is ?
in Utah, that's home-schooling." -Jimmy Fallon
I met an older woman at a club last night.
This isn't usually my thing, but she was attractive enough
for a 50-year-old. We had a few drinks, danced a little
bit, and the next thing you know my hand was caressing her
thigh and she was whispering dirty nothings in my ear.
She asked me if I'd ever had a sportsman's double, a mother
and daughter 3-some?
I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says tonight was
my lucky night.
We went back to her place. She put the hall light on and
shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"
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A couple felt that their intimate life wasn't what it used
to be, so they went to see a sex therapist.
After listening to their complaints, the therapist suggested
they try a new position.
"For example," the therapist said, "you might try the wheel-
barrow. Lift her legs, penetrate, and off you go."
When they got home, the eager husband was all for trying
this new idea right away.
"Well, all right," the hesitant blonde wife said, "but only
on two conditions. First, if it hurts, you have to stop
right away."
"OK, honey," the husband said. "What's the second condition?"
"You have to promise we won't go past my mother's house!"
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