Monday, September 13, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I think I committed a sin this weekend, but I'm not sure.
Say you're sitting in church and you see a woman that gets
you sexually aroused. Is it wrong to masturbate while
thinking about her?
In the church's lavatory?
Hypothetically,
TZ
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to romance your 12 year old male student?" --Craig Kilbourn
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He came to this question: "Do you favor the overthrow of the
United States government by force, subversion, or violence?"
Thinking it was a multiple-choice question, he checked "Violence."
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The administration of this particular elementary school
decided to start a more inclusive policy on which words
were "bad" words. Among those initiated to the category was
"suck" (when not referring to the principle of suction).
One day a child came up to the teacher to inform her that
one of the other students had said a bad word.
"What was the bad word he said?" asked the teacher.
"I can't say it."
"It's ok to tell me, you won't get in trouble for it."
"No, it's too bad, I don't want to say it."
"Well I have to know what he said in order to punish him. Can
you tell me what it is without saying it?"
"Well... it rhymes with 'fuck'"
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