Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
"Hey, TZ, are you in the market for a dog?" the cop who lives
down the street asked me when he caught me taking out the
trash.
"What's your name again?"
"Jesus, TZ. I'm Mike. Mike the cop..."
"Oh yeah. Why do you want to get rid of him, is he humping
your wife's leg?"
"No."
"Well, then I don't want him."
Caninelessly,
TZ
Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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"He who blows the coals in a quarrel that he has nothing to
do with has no right to complain if sparks fly in his face."
--Benjamin Franklin
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face
and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie
today at the playground!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to
say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really
small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No, Salty."
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"The whole 'balloon boy' thing turned out to be a big hoax.
Usually when there's a hoax involving a balloon it's some
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Ted's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the
buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers.
He rushes to the emergency room at the local hospital.
The ER doctor says, "Wow! that's pretty bad, but don't worry!
Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."
Ted says, "I haven't got the fingers."
The doc says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers!
This is a modern hospital, we've got highly trained micro
surgeons and all kinds of incredible techniques. But we have
to have the fingers to reattach. Why didn't you bring them
with you?"
Ted says, "Well, shit, Doc, I tried but I couldn't pick 'em
up!"
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
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