Friday, October 23, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Wow, TZ! Are You Mellowing? I have been
reading your column for years now and I'm
reading the one where in the intro you
are talking about pretty fall leaves and
state parks. What? No lewd jokes, no
sarcasm? Have you been invaded by body
snatchers? Perhaps you exchanged bodies
with Clean Laffs Joe? lol --Faye
Faye, that's kind of a hot name. I've never fucked a Faye
before. Do you feel like gargling the balls of a middle-
aged Internet columnist?
Lewdly,
TZ
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A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta help me!
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A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic
biology students, about to hand out the final exam.
"I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this
semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of
you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one
gets their GPA messed up because they might have been
celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like
to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the
test."
There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up,
walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up
on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor
looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked,
"Anyone else? This is your last chance."
One final student rose up and opted out of the final.
The professor closed the door and took attendance of those
students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourselves,"
he said. "You all get 'A's."
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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