Monday, April 16, 2012

Greetings Laff Lovers,


TZ! Let me tell you buddy....WE WOMEN are the BACKBONE of AMERICA and AMERICAN HOMES! We work...both at jobs AND at home because you lazy ass men won't life a finger to help with the housework and kids and everything else. You bitch about how hard you work.....HA! AND...pansy boy...YOU and your male (?) co-harts can't stand any kind of pain...on the flip side, WOMEN birth children...and there is NO pain like childbirth. -Sharon


Well, I can't speak for my co-harts, and I never mentioned a woman's ability to get knocked up, but the way I look at it...opinions are like orgasms; mine's more important and I don't give a fuck if she has one or not.

Equal opportunistically,

TZ

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"A new report found that high schools across the country are not doing enough to teach kids about safe sex. But on the bright side, it looks like we're getting a fifth season of 'Teen Mom.'" -Jimmy Fallon



In the bar the other day I was telling that old joke about what do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bathtub. The answer, of course, being...throw in your wash.

We were all having a good laugh about this when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said, "I don't find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits."

I said, "I Sorry, buddy. Did he drown?"

"No," he replied, "He choked on a sock."



"My friend had a burrito. The next day he said, 'That burrito did not agree with me.' I was like, 'Was the disagreement over whether or not you'd have diarrhea? Let me guess who won.'" -Demetri Martin



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If you are over 45-years-old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test.

How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?


1. _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K

3. P_N_S

4. PU_S_

5. S_X

6. BOO_S

*****
Answers:

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

You do NOT have Alzheimer's

You are a Pervert.