Monday, October 17, 2011

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Sometimes you have a bad day. On those occasions I like to give my kids fair warning that little to no discord is going to be tolerated. A typical warning to them would be something like: "I'm on the warpath today, so if you know what's good for you you'll shut up."

Yesterday I was upstairs listening to my kids arguing in the basement. My 9-year-old son said, "Watch it! I'm on the warpath today."

My 14 year-old daughter quickly replied, "Yeah? well screw you, Geronimo."

Apache-ly,

TZ

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