Thursday, August 19, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Many of you have been sending me notes accusing me of being
a "...slothful, lazy, bugger who would apparently rather
whittle away the day in the shitter wiping his ass and hoping
the paper will break and a finger or two would shoot up into
his anus for a cheap thrill, instead of doing his work in a
timely fashion."
To that I say, "Blimey!" (if that in fact means "Blow Me.")
After all these years you have me pegged!
TZ
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"Much better!" she replies with a smile.
"Okay, then," he says, "now will you please pass the pussy."
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A man says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for something kinky
tonight, how about I blow my load in your ear?"
The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!"
To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my wads in your
mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking
aren't you?"
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