Monday, November 16, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I went into Satan's office and said, "I want to hire a personal
assistant."
She stopped what she was doing, paused and said, "But you don't
do anything."
"I know," I said. "I'm lonely."
Helpfully,
TZ
Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
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So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These
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An avid skier decided that he would ski all the major
mountains in the world. He spent a decade at this, climbing
and then skiing the world's major peaks. Finally he decided
he must ski Mt. Fuji, in Japan. He bade farewell to his wife
and set off for the Land of the Rising Sun.
The fateful day came, the weather was right, and the skier
climbed to the top of Fuji and skied down. So thrilled was
he with his achievement that he decided to send his wife a
postcard of Mt. Fuji, describing his feat. While in the shop
buying the postcard, he decided, on a whim, to buy a postcard
picturing a young, scantily clad geisha to send to his buddy
who couldn't make the trip.
Unfortunately, he wrote the wrong messages on the cards, and
sent them to the wrong recipients. On the back of the card
showing Mt. Fuji, which he mistakenly sent to his buddy, he
wrote: "Having fun in Japan!" And on the back of the card
showing the scantily clad geisha, which he mistakenly sent
to his wife, he wrote, "Here's a picture of the slope I went
down on Thursday!"
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