Thursday, March 14, 2013

Greetings Laff Lovers,

In case you didn't know it (or in case you're not an obese, basement-dwelling, World of Warcraft-playing, anime porn-surfing, official member of Starfleet command), today is Pi Day. That is 3-14.

For those of you who failed high school geometry, Pi describes the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, and is approximately equal to 3.14.

On Pi Day nerds of all persuasions unite in their celebration of basic math and solidarity in their virginity (as long as you don't count cyber sex) and spend the day eating pies.

Now, I am not all that interested in Pi, and while I enjoy fruit pie and pumpkin pie, I think I'll be celebrating tonight with a little hair pie. And just to show that it's not all about me I'll even be giving my wife a cream pie.

3.14159-ly,

TZ

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