Monday, October 26, 2009

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Feeling a bit under the weather today. Not quite sick but not
healthy either. I just hope it's not the swine flu. What I
really need is some TLC. Some homemade soup, hot tea with
honey, maybe a back rub with warm oils. A soothing tone with-
out the commotion of three kids fighting about everything.
Yeah, TLC for TZ that's what I need.

If I can't get that, I'll settle for a sloppy blowjob.

Either-wayly,

TZ

Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com



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I was making love to this girl and she started crying.

I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"

She said. "No. I hate myself now."

--Rodney Dangerfield



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A couple had been divorced for about 6 months, but still remained
good friends. This worked out pretty good since the both lived in
the same apartment building.

One day he slipped on the ice and broke his arm. Later he met his
ex-wife in the elevator and she asked if there was anything she
could do to help.

He responded, "Well yes, if it's not to much trouble, could you
help me take a bath?"

She readily agreed and soon after she began washing him she saw
a gradual erection began to appear.

"Look", she exclaimed happily, "it still recognizes me!"



Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com

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