Thursday, February 21, 2013

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I recently stopped by my buddy's office downtown to pick him up for lunch. He was wrapping up a meeting with his accountant and invited me in to meet her. He introduced us and we began chit-chatting.

I told her where we were going to eat and she said, "Oh, the gay side of town."

"Yeah, what's with that?" I asked. "Everywhere you go is filled with homos."

My buddy groaned and apologized for me, but she got wide eyed and laughed nervously. "You can't say that!' she said looking around.

"Why not?"

"Well, I might be a lesbian."

"Well then you just went up a notch or two in my eyes because I love lesbians. It's the boloney smokers that I have a hard time understanding. But lesbians? I really understand the craving for pussy."

Jonesingly,

TZ

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