Thursday, July 25, 2013

Greetings Laff Lovers,

For the most part I am very satisfied with my sex life. My wife knows and is patient with my short-comings and I have learned a few tricks over the years of our marriage that keep her happy.

But recently I have been thinking about anal sex, probably because my wife and I have never done that except one unsuccessful night of experimentation way back before we had kids, and I'm starting to wonder what I have been missing out on.

So last night I brought it up to her while she was making dinner in the kitchen.

"Sure," she said to my proposal without even a moment's hesitation.

"Really?"

"Yes. Just one thing, though."

"What is it?" I asked.

She turned to me and held up the zucchini she was peeling, "You first."

Debatingly,

TZ

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