Thursday, September 9, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Male Sexual Facts...? I don't know if these are true or not.
I question its validity because I thought it was normal to
have a 10 inch penis.
1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom
manufacturers, only 6% of men need extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter
what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). Incidentally
the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women
who think you can handle king dong.
3) 80% of American men are circumcised. It's healthier.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your
penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth
by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size,
hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic
congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
Women
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves
"attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use
the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks,
8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good
looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only
2% of women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants (this seems
ridiculously high)
4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.
5) 95% of women shave their pussies...I mean privates.
Statistically,
TZ
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"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother,
Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even
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He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with
money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name,
Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
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Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."
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A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you
mind if I ask you a personal question?" he said to her.
"I don't know," replied the beautiful young woman. "It depends
on how personal it is."
"OK," the guy said. "How many men have you slept with?"
"I'm not going to tell you that!" the woman exclaimed. "That's
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"Sorry," said the guy, "I didn't realize you made a living out
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