Monday, December 20, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Welcome to winter folks! Today (tomorrow, actually) is the
solstice, which means not only is it the first day of winter,
but tomorrow tonight is also the longest night of the year.
The good news is that after tomorrow tonight the days will
start to get longer again by about a minute per day. The bad
news is the next two months are going to be bitterly cold
and snowy.
The other bad news is that I tend to get cranky in the winter.
I think I suffer from SAD (that's Seasonal Affective Disorder).
I need to be out and active in the heat and the sun to be
really happy.
My wife on the other hand is more of a night owl. She doesn't
seem to have any problem going entire days without ever seeing
the sun out.
Weird. Maybe she's a vampire. That would certainly explain
all of the fang marks on my johnson.
Van Helsing-ly,
TZ
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A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted
release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill
repute. He was told to go to 225 West 42nd St. By mistake,
he went to 255 West 42nd St, the office of a podiatrist.
Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised
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He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair
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different approach this house offered. Finally the doctor's
assistant, a really gorgeous redhead entered and found him
sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.
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