Monday, August 30, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Do you know, I've never fucked a Betsy. I always thought it
was such a cute name. The reason it popped into my head is
that Satan asked me to mention the American flags we just
got in.
I don't know where she found this manufacturer, but she gets
these full-sized, all-weather flags so cheaply we can sell
them for five bucks, which means that whenever we get a few
boxes they sell out fast.
Well, we just got a few boxes.
I actually take pride in the fact that we still sell these
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TZ
P.S. In case you didn't get it, the reason I started out by
talking about the name Betsy is because it was Elizabeth
Ross, also known as Betsy, who was supposed to have sewn the
first American flag. So there you go!
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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the corner pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter,
and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she
unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and
secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked
all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked
it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her
blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
'Do these excite you?' She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck
that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was
time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her
panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said,
'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately,
I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a
few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that
condom on?' she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com