Thursday, October 28, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Here it is, two days before another Halloween. You know
you're getting old when the mere thought of handing out
handfuls of bite-sized candy bars to dozens and dozens
of little power rangers, ninjas and princesses makes you
twitch.
So I need to get to the store and buy about a trillion
calories worth of candy for tomorrow, and pick up some
restraints to tie my kids down with when they come home
from trick-or-treating with acute hyperglycemia.
Come to think of it...maybe I'll pick up a few restraints
for the wife, too.
BDSMly,
TZ
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I was making love to this girl and she started crying.
I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"
She said. "No. I hate myself now."
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On his wedding night Johnson kissed his bride on the fore-
head then rolled over and went to sleep. For the next five
nights he never got any closer than an occasional peck on
the forehead.
Then came Saturday and Johnson left right after dinner to
join the boys down at the poolroom.
For his wife, this was the last straw and she began to pack
her things.
A few minutes later, Johnson burst into the room, grabbed
his wife, tore off all her clothes, threw her down on the
bed and began making passionate love to her.
"Why, all of a sudden?" she gasped.
"Well," said Johnson, "the boys down at the poolroom told
me you put out."
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