Monday, March 11, 2013

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Lewis was wasting time in my office this morning while I was going through my email deleting spam.

"Look at this," I announced when one in particular caught my attention, "it says, 'Meet beautiful, willing, Russian women.'"

"So?" Lewis asked.

"So why would I want a woman who rushes? I like women who take their time. Don't fast-forward through the TZ Show, I always tell my wife."

"Why shouldn't she," he answered, "it's usually a re-run."

Punnishing-ly,

TZ

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