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Thursday, June 2, 2016

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I came across (heh heh) an article recently called Nine Surprising Facts About Breasts You Probably Didn't Know. As it turned out, most of the facts were not that surprising at all and I did know them.

Facts like; breasts are asymmetrical, some more than others. Usually the right breast is larger than the left. Or that pregnancy (and smoking) can cause breasts to sag. No news flash there.

One thing I always kind of assumed, but didn't know there was empirical evidence for, is that both men AND women tend to stare at breasts.

According to a study where women and men were fitted with an eye-tracking device, both were found to look at a woman's boobs instead of her face, but men do it for longer. So women boob-watch too, but they're just quicker about it.

But the one 'fact' that threw me for a loop is that, apparently, some women can orgasm from breast stimulation alone!

Two high-profile sex educators conducted an in-depth study for their book entitled 'I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide', and they reported that 1 percent of the women in their research told them they could orgasm just from playing with their tits!

This was news to me. I know that almost all women can orgasm from clitoral stimulation, and a lot of women can cum from vaginal stimulation (usually supplemented with a little clit action), and if you can believe hard-core porn, it is even possible for a woman to cum from anal stimulation.

But the sweater puppies? I've never heard of such a thing.

So I feel like I have an obligation to do a little personal research. If only for my wife's sake. I have had to rely on the same old tricks to get her off for over 20 years. If I can find a new key to unlock the same door, I think she deserves it.

Now let's see, what will I need; ice maybe? Clothes pins? Candle wax? Finger paints? I'm really at kind of a loss here.

If any ladies have any ideas (if any are still subscribed to this list), please help a poor, lost soul out.

What is the best way to stimulate my wife's breasts?

Experimentally,

TZ

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