Monday, December 9, 2013Greetings Laff Lovers,
Snow! We finally got our first big accumulation yesterday. We're only a little bit behind schedule I suppose. I read somewhere that this area usually receives its first snowfall around the end of November. So apparently global warming has only put us back a few weeks.
Now if you hate the snow as much as I do you're going to want to do as much of your holiday shopping online as possible. You can get standard shipping to your home in time for Christmas from our store at
www.pulsetv.com as long as you order by this Thursday morning (that's the 12th). After that you're going to have to use UPS which is more expensive.
We have some great new products online right now. I promise you'll find something for someone on your gift list. Click the link and take a look while the shipping is still cheap!
Conveniently,
TZ
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"The inherent downside in a life of pursuing women is the possibility of inadvertently catching one." --Anonymous
The highly religious young man entered his wedding chamber and was shocked to find his new young bride awaiting him, spread-eagle and naked on their bed.
"My dear!" he exclaimed, "I expected to find you beside our bed and on your knees!"
"OK," she said, obediently changing positions, "but I always get pussy farts when I screw in that position."
After a long-overdue checkup, my dentist sat down with me to go over all the work I would need on my mouth. Her total estimate was $9,200. I gasped. "For that kind of money, I could get a tummy tuck and silicone implants."
"But what about your smile?" she asked.
"If I had all that done," I told her, "I guarantee no one would be looking at my teeth."
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Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False?
Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False?
A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False?
A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False?
Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False?
Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False?
Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False?
Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False?
Fetus is a character on Gun smoke. True or False?
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A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False?
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A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False?
An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False?
Pornography is the business of making records. True or False?
Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False?